A Cold Bag Of Jizz

My name is Emily, but call me Nightwing and you will be my best friend 5ever. I love magical girls, Ninja Turtles, Dragon Ball and DC probably other things too
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handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

posted on 9/2/2014, with 19,099 notes (source: handjob) — reblog

(Source: piyohik0)

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empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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posted on 9/2/2014, with 44,892 notes (source: foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea) — reblog

tree-stump-palace:

whentherestrouble:

smoochums:

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

important

shout this loud.

posted on 9/2/2014, with 360,157 notes (source: smoochums) — reblog

aokou:

person: “so how is the dmmd game different from the anime?”

me: 

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soodyo:


ROLE REVERSALpoor mikoshiba sis just wanted to watch her brothers swim

soodyo:

ROLE REVERSAL
poor mikoshiba sis just wanted to watch her brothers swim

posted on 9/2/2014, with 2,596 notes (source: soodyo) — reblog
kool-aid-jammers:

iroh:

truly inspiring

Legendary.

kool-aid-jammers:

iroh:

truly inspiring

Legendary.

(Source: talesof4chan)

posted on 9/2/2014, with 44,101 notes (source: talesof4chan) — reblog

uchiwhores:

So, I was going through an old Naruto Data book, and there was this Sasuke question time thing, and I just

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posted on 9/2/2014, with 2,262 notes (source: uchiwhores) — reblog
heavywoodenbox:

I need to get my Wii back from my dad’s place,soon. 

heavywoodenbox:

I need to get my Wii back from my dad’s place,soon. 

posted on 9/2/2014, with 659 notes (source: heavywoodenbox) — reblog

montypla:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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(Source: zukozukozukozukozuko)

posted on 9/2/2014, with 74,356 notes (source: zukozukozukozukozuko) — reblog

inferiorflannel:

a-stryder-titan:

justinshouseofdreams:

how to be gamer:

  • play game
  • congratulation u r gamer now
  • anyone says ur not
  • hit them with game device

The real guide:

git gud

HOW TO BE GAMER:

  • PLAY GAME
  • CONGRATULATION U R GAMER NOW
  • ANYONE SAYS UR NOT
  • HIT THEM WITH GAME DEVICE
posted on 9/2/2014, with 57,668 notes (source: inferiorflannel) — reblog

(Source: texasmothafuckathatswhereistay)

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nintendo-stuff:

Rosalina is my favorite princess of the Mario universe. She so much more interesting than Peach or Daisy and kinda better looking as well.
(By Ge-B)

nintendo-stuff:

Rosalina is my favorite princess of the Mario universe. She so much more interesting than Peach or Daisy and kinda better looking as well.

(By Ge-B)

posted on 9/2/2014, with 180 notes (source: nintendo-stuff) — reblog

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

posted on 9/2/2014, with 13,955 notes (source: dumb-science-jokes) — reblog

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

posted on 9/2/2014, with 58,671 notes (source: moriarty) — reblog